Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ike
God:
How are you doing, ike.
Me:
its ok
God:
OK. Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
the first
God:
What is that?
Me:
you are god, you have to now it
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am god me have to now it.
Me:
what ?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
you are confused
God:
It all makes sense to me right now.
Me:
you are not god
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
because i am god
God:
That makes sense to me. OK I will call you god.
Me:
good boy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Do you mean you are a boy?
Me:
your mother is a boy
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
you have a mother
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
you have more than one father
God:
How many more?
Me:
ask your mother how much she have worked
God:
They are not available right now, would you like to wait?
Me:
ok, i have much time, i am god
God:
That's nice. I have a lofty goal. I understand.
Me:
thats your problem
God:
I am glad you finally told me what my problem is, god.

Me:
what are you doing
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
loser
God:
I have failed at many things I've tried.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i am god
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, god.